Stephen Colbert Takes on the National Organization for Marriage
National Organization of Fear-Mongering
On April 8, 2009, the National Organization for Marriage (NOM) released a $1.5 million ad (using this term very loosely) called “The Gathering Storm” to be played in certain market sectors of the U.S. The ad was set to run on CNN, Fox News, and MSNBC. The ad is set to air eight times per day in New York (which is considering lifting the ban on gay marriage), Connecticutt, Rhode Island, and California (which banned gay marriages with Proposition #8).
In this ad, a seemingly diverse group of people talk about a “coming storm.” That storm is . . . wait for it . . . Gay Marriage. Quick, hide the children and the dogs (ToTo, too) before they get ideas in their heads.
These seemingly everyday people are standing around hither and yon, with body posture akin to the people in The Invasion,with Daniel Craig and Nicole Kidman, you know the ones, the ones who have been vomited into, hence causing a psuedo-catatonic state of well-being.
One woman purports to be “afraid” by saying, and I quote: “I’m afraid.” Another woman says that she is a doctor who must choose between her religion and her job;another woman is a parent who must stand idly by while her children are brainwashed in public schools about alternate lifestyles. Ultimately, the message is that straight people will lose their rights if this rampant gay storm thingy isn’t stopped.
Teeth gnashing and hair pulling from the viewing audience. “What are we to do? Oh no. They are among us.”
They being the LGBT community.
Now, I’m not trying to make light of an offensive commercial that tries to scare people into opposing same-sex unions. Okay, well maybe I am, but only because the video is so terribly preposterous. The video doesn’t even really tackle the issue of same-sex marriages, instead focusing on issues of how homosexuality affects people of faith.
A “storm” coming? (Insert Wicked Witch of the West music here.) What happened to the North Koreans and Iran and nuclear weapons? Aren’t those bigger storms that would affect everyone? How about the man-made economic disaster facing the globe? I don’t remember seeing any trance-inducing videos taking on that really large problem.
Or Mt. Hood? Now that was a real storm coming: an ash storm. My god. Think of the innocent plants that suffered in that layer of sooty sludge.
Or flying monkeys, perhaps?
Okay. I’ll stop being silly.
“Pursuing a mission on behalf of a conjugal conception of marriage” . . . Excuse me, as opposed to a non-conjugal conception of marriage?
NOM was co-founded in 2007 by Princeton professor Robert George and Maggie Gallagher, both formerly of The Institute for American Values. According to Gallagher, who says that she is “personally very proud” of the ad, NOM “pursues its mission mainly by public education and advocacy on behalf of the conjugal conception of marriage as the permanent and exclusive union of husband and wife” (from an interview with the Prince in September 2008).
The video includes the following statements made by the 14 individuals (actors) who are supposed to represent everyday, albeit straight, citizens:
“There’s a storm gathering. The clouds are dark. And the winds are strong. And I am afraid. Some who advocate for same-sex marriage have taken the issue far beyond same-sex couples. They want to bring the issue into my life. My freedom will be taken away.”
“But some who advocate for same-sex marriage have not been content with same-sex couples living as they wish,” the ad continues. “Those who advocate want to change the way I live. I will have no choice. The storm is coming.”
This video has caused such a stir that spoofs of it went viral on YouTube almost immediately. Personally, I like the one by Stephen Colbert, which I have provided for your viewing enjoyment. This spoof is not a supposed anti-gay attack as I read on one site. Rather, it’s a very clear case of satire.
You know, satire? That rhetorical device that employs irony and sarcasm to hold up for inspection some kind of human folly, or lampooning, my favorite form of satire, which is specifically political in nature and takes no prisoners in revealing, usually through broad humor, weaknesses in opponents—something at which Stephen Colbert is particularly adept.
After airing the original NOM video, Colbert declared “I love that ad. It is like watching The 700 Club and The Weather Channel at the same time.” He then presented his own take:
“I’m a homophobe and I’m okay.” Now everybody sing . . .
But let’s look at some facts, shall we? The video uses actors to send this message of bigotry and terror. What’s wrong with that, you might ask? Well, I’ll tell you.
Instead of paying people to look wooden in a badly-written segment, if you truly believe in something, why not use real people who share your views. We saw from the recent presidential campaign just how well that tactic worked. Who can forget Joe the Plumber sticking his nose in front of the camera at every opportunity in support of the GOP’s ticket?
Or what about delusional lady who McCain had to take the microphone from because she was on a toot about Obama being an Arab? Now these were people you could believe in. They were real. They hadn’t been paid to say the things that they were saying (well, maybe Joe was, but who really cares because he was such a good source for liberals to heap outrage upon).
All of that being said (in my roundabout way), I still contend that given the ad’s purpose and message, real people should have been used, you know, real homophobes. For example, if the female actor was representing a real doctor who was upset about choosing her profession or her religion—and we know that she was because I’ll give you the case in just a sec—why not let the real doctor speak out on the subject? Is NOM protecting her (the doctor’s) right to privacy by insisting that gay marriage is not private?
After all, this physician chose not to give treatment to a patient because of that patient’s sexual orientation. If this doctor is such a staunch believer in her faith, give her the forum to allow her speak for herself. I say, stand up for your homophobic rights. Put up or shut up, as the old saying goes.
(According to the Human Rights Campaign, the video character of the female physician refers to the Benitez decision in California, determining that a doctor cannot violate California anti-discrimination law by refusing to treat a lesbian based on religious belief. http://www.hrc.org/12470.htm. And then there’s little thing called the Hippocratic Oath, but that’s probably just a technicality now.)
But my real point is—and I do have one—the message in “Gathering Storm” isn’t just about gay marriage; it’s also about the imposition of gay rights’ issues against people of faith. It’s a tried and true political tactic: scare people with misinformation, and for good measure, threaten their faith.
“My freedom will be taken away.” Which freedom, specifically? And how will that freedom be taken away, specifically? These generalizations do nothing but cause anxiety among people who fall prey to fear-mongering, accepting as facts statements that are opinions, and not in an humorous, ‘we’re being silly’ kind of way.
As Gallagher states: “[Gay marriage] is not a private act . . .You change the legal definition of marriage, you change the meaning for everyone, not just the gay couple down the block.” Gallagher’s statement directly mirrors the information on NOM’s website, which contends that “gays and lesbians have a right to live as they choose, [but] they don’t have the right to redefine marriage for all of us.”
I’m not really sure what Gallagher and NOM mean by that. Not in my neighborhood? Not down my block? Or probably something more insidious, like, ‘they have a right to live as they choose, but we don’t really want to let them choose.
But there I go again, making assumptions. More later. Peace.
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Brilliant post !!! My initial response was to recoil in disgust. I could not even bring myself look at the entire video. But, as I began to see the satire in it I realized that the vast majority of people out there would look at it as the vile trash that it was.
As soon as the comedians and the LGBT community get their hands on something and beat it to death, by putting a mirror up to it, it becomes it’s own satire. The best defense against something like this is to laugh at it.
Like all other groups that have ever been oppressed, the time will come when the LGBT community will come to be more accepted. We just have to be patient in order to perceiver.
Lola this is an excellent post. The fearmongering is over the top. What do they really think will happen if gay people are given equal rights?
As Ellen once said (in one of my favorite lines), for every straight person they convert, gay people receive a toaster oven!
Seriously though, I am completely dumbfounded over why equal rights for gays is such a humongous deal. “Tear the very fabric of the American family”: Well, they said the same thing about women entering the workplace, and about mixed race marriages. Still waiting for that fabric to tear. What tears the fabric of the American family, 9 times out of 10, are economic issues. Let’s deal with those. Shall we?
There is really a site out there where someone believes that Colbert’s ad is an attack ad, as well? I got to see this for myself. Do you have a link to it?
Not making it up. Here is a taste:
“Last night Stephen Colbert proclaimed his utter hatred for gay marriage and aired his own ad to support for NOM (the National Organization for Marriage). NOM released a Web ad last week that portrays a “gay storm” coming to wipe out Christian values. As Colbert said, ‘It is like watching the 700 Club and the Weather Channel at the same time.'”
Here is link: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/17/the-colbert-coalitions-an_n_188124.html
That being said, considering the article was posted on Huffington Post.com, which is very liberal, it’s probably meant as satire . . . However, NOM actually thanked Colbert for giving them free publicity (which is why I didn’t include the NOM video on my site as well. Not giving those idiots any free publicity on my site.
Reading this post has made my blood boil! I have a gay brother, whom I love dearly and want for him, all that I have. He does not have a partner now but that does not mean he may not want to formalise a union with someone in the future. Why should he be prevented from doing that? Worse still is being slammed by actors of all people!I best go now before I begin to use expletives lol
Yes, whenever something like this comes up in the news, I feel compelled to write about it in my blog. It just bothers me so much that gay people are treated as second class citizens. Have we learned nothing as societies. For so long women had no rights. Blacks had no rights. Jews had no rights. Now, gays and lesbians are treated as if they are less then people, all in the name of some kind of myopic, homophobic sense of morality, as if anyone who is gay has a choice about it.