“Yes, Obama duped young people by not doing every single thing they want. So now, they’ll all vote Republican. It’s like when I want some bread, I will not settle for half a loaf. I will instead have a muffin made of broken glass.” ~ Stephen Colbert, “The Colbert Report”
Oh how I wish that this were mine, but alas, ’tis not. Marvel at the work of Drew Avril.