“I am obsessed with your program in the same way that I am obsessed with antibiotic-resistant superbugs or the Pacific garbage patch or the KFC Double Down, because I just can’t believe in this day and age, with all that we know, this sh*t is out there.” ~ Jon Stewart on Sean Hannity, “The Daily Show” (April 23, 2014)

 

Jon Stewart has been on a roll this week. Here are my two favorites (so far). Language warning:

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