Welcome to this Friday’s edition of leftovers. I’ve gone to great lengths to assimilate tidbits from the interwebs for your viewing and reading pleasure. I highly recommend a dry white wine to accompany this week’s dose of snark and sass. Please sit back, turn off your cell phones, and enjoy . . .
This week’s headline:
“Did you just ‘He who smelt it, dealt it’ racism? Did you really?” ~ Jon Stewart, “The Daily Show” (8-26-14)
One more headline on world issues because it really helps to put things in perspective:
“I hate when women wear the wrong foundation color, it might be the worst thing on the planet when they wear their makeup too light.” ~ Kim Kardashian, world-renowned spokesperson for everything from the asinine to the insipid
Since I missed it on Tuesday:
I told you, Corey.
Oxford comma all the way!
So this is where those crop circles originated:
This is actually a thing, and it costs about five bucks:
How cool is this?
Being passive aggressive at work:
So I found this site called Cake Wrecks . . . almost as good as the bad tweets:
That’s right . . . imagine being able to spell achieve . . .
Um . . . too literal?
Obviously I cannot draw any puzzle pieces, but I can draw your request for some instead . . .
Apparently, someone got a promotion, and the request was for a ladder with a stick person climbing up . . . oh my . . .
Silly, silly man. Never tell a woman what to do . . .
Do yourself a favor, go here and read all of the comments and questions on this baby. Just don’t do it with a mouthful of coffee . . . very hard to get off screen . . .
And finally, reaffirmation that love, honor, and respect still hold sway in some corners of the world: