If it’s Friday, it must mean leftovers . . .

Yeah, so not so much Friday, as if you weren’t already patently aware of this . . .

17 Things English Majors Are Tired Of Hearing

Just for fun, here are a couple of my favorites:

11. “Oh, creative writing? Sometimes I write for fun too!”
17 Things English Majors Are Tired Of Hearing
12. “I’ve been up all night, this problem set is killing me. It must be so nice to just write an essay.”
17 Things English Majors Are Tired Of Hearing

Ring Pop as social commentary? Unbelievable . . .

Twitter does Stephen King, a selection:

Carrie (1974)
The tale of a brave girl with telekinesis taking the ice water challenge during prom.

‘Salem’s Lot (1975)
A writer fights vampires.

The Shining (1977)
A writer fights his family.

Rage (1977)
Breakfast Club, but with guns.

The Stand (1978)
An overly long advertisement for Kleenex.

Firestarter (1980)
A 426 page lesson about why children shouldn’t play with fire.

Cujo (1981)
Dogs are assholes.

Insomnia (1994)
The book that everyone always says “cured their insomnia” but in reality is actually quite good.

I still haven’t figured this one out yet . . .

Bringing you all the news that fits within our strange rubric of make-believe.


I do not like them, Sam I Am.

Now that’s a vet who knows how to market.

A new take on the graveyard shift:

Can’t remember if I’ve already posted this one, but again, love the marketing of this:

Looks like the skeleton Corey bought for Halloween: