by Emma Florence Harrison
“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.” ~ Katharine Hepburn
Saturday night. Very, very windy, 44 degrees.
The house is shaking, and the wind chimes are going crazy. Such wind. I put together this post a few days ago, but didn’t bother to schedule it for today because, well, that’s just how I roll . . . Anyway, a bit of tongue in cheek for the weekend. Enjoy!
To make up for my lack of Friday leftovers, I’m reblogging this wonderful post that I found on my tumblr dash. You may not have noticed, but I’ve been absent from tumblr for about a week. Just didn’t have the wherewithal to do anything with it. Anyhoo . . . enjoy:
Selections from Women Rejecting Marriage Proposals In Western Art History (click link for full post)
This post is brought to you by Seth D. Michaels.
oh wow
flowers
the kind you get from the dirt, for free
how thoughtful
I SAID, I’ll think about it
look are we gonna finish this chess game or what
mmm
idk
i kind of already have all the cows i need
so i don’t really see what i would get out of this
well you’re too late, Richard
I’m a lesbian now
WE’RE ALL LESBIANS NOW
ARE YOU HAPPY
YOU LEFT AND NOW WE’RE ALL LESBIANS AND EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE
hang on
lemme just finish this chapter
is he wearing red tights?
is this man seriously wearing red tights while he proposes at me?
i dunno
i kind of have a lot on my mind right now
i have a lot of
wheat in my skirt
and that’s a whole thing
so i don’t think this is a very good idea
i will marry you if only to get my arm back
can you give me my arm back now please
and also stop kissing me on the bridge of my nose
which is like how no one has ever kissed anyone ever
look
i’m just going to be honest with you
no
this ring is
not nearly big enough to make up for your face
what
no
i’m totally listening
this is my listening guitar
i’m playing my listening song
I SAID
BE WITH YOU
IN A MINUTE
you had fucking better not be trying to propose to me with flowers
no
i’m good
you go ahead
i think ill just stay here
on this bridge
by myself
babe i don’t know what you’re talking about
what guy
i don’t even know who you mean
i always had this ring on
he’s nobody, baby
sorry i look so sad
it’s just because
i’m so disappointed
can’t talk right now, weaving
can’t marry anybody right now, weaving, sorry
just leave the flowers and jewelry on the floor
no she’s not here
idk where she is but it’s not here
it’s somewhere else
ok good luck bye!!
i’ll tell her you were looking for her good luck ok bye!!!
sorry this curtain’s really heavy so i have to close it now
lol bye
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