Friday leftovers for Friday the 13th . . .

of course I forgot to schedule this to post . . .

Finally, proof that I’ve been doing it right all along:

Best door sign ever.

Let’s all just take a moment to consider this . . . and what could possibly possess someone to invent this?

I don’t understand . . . do you eat your fingers?

Oh, that explains it:

Neil deGrasse Tyson corrects another late night host on space facts:

Um, one of each, please? (Side note: hussy was one of my mother’s favorite words; she applied it to women on television, as well as cats and dogs.)

Too stupid not to be true:

Literary insults:

Small Gods by Terry Pratchett. Photograph: UK Celebrity/Alamy

Coriolanus by William Shakespeare. Photograph: Johan Persson

Lucky Jim by Kingsley Amis. Photograph: AP

Oh, if only this could be a real thing:

So I sat there and did this in my head . . .

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