One Mitt, two Mitt, red Mitt, blue Mitt . . .

“Yes, Obama duped young people by not doing every single thing they want. So now, they’ll all vote Republican. It’s like when I want some bread, I will not settle for half a loaf. I will instead have a muffin made of broken glass.” ~ Stephen Colbert, “The Colbert Report”

Oh how I wish that this were mine, but alas, ’tis not. Marvel at the work of Drew Avril.

“Chair . . . you don’t know what you’re talking about.” ~ Stephen Colbert, “The Colbert Report”

Sorry, but Jon Stewart’s Friday night broadcast was pure gold. There is no way that I could possibly top it . . . unless I added Stephen Colbert’s interview with Clint Eastwood’s chair.

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