If it’s Friday, it must mean leftovers . . .

Okay. So the week ended a bit better than it began, but I had absolutely no time to schedule or post, hence all of the backposts.

Hoping next week treats me and everyone around me better.

More later. Peace.

                   

This week’s headline:

It’s illegal to pee in an elevator in Singapore, and some elevators have a Urine Detection Device which detects urine odors, sets off an alarm, and closes the elevator doors until the police arrive

If I wrote directions for things, they would be very similar to this:

Love this!

So Norway’s government is actually thinking about the needs of its population? How logical.

 

And in this week’s stupid tweets, I give a few examples of why I will never again teach English in a public school as it is blatantly apparent that far too much of the general population is suffering from a terminal case of stoopid . . .

Stupid tweets—the Name Game version:

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Seriously? Barraco Barner? And what’s our president doing with other countries? Sheesh. The nerve.

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Oh my. Heaven forbid you should learn about that stupid hollow cost thingy whachamajigger . . .

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That Rosetta Stone sure was a great woman, and she really had a way with words and languages, too.

Stupid tweets—Where in the world version, or Is geography a country or a planet?

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The nerve of that other country New England.

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I have no words . . .

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Why yes, that it a bit hard to believe . . .

Stupid tweets—from the Why yes, we do belong to Mensa version:

Time Heals Wombs

Stupid tweets: Hey! Look what we can do with 140 characters (139 too many for these people):

RT @AnaCarolina_NYC: Isn’t the magna carta the ship Christopher Columbus came to America on?

RT @tsloww: death is invegetable!!!

RT @DCJport: That as rude but I rose above miyah anjalou

and here are a few pseudo homophones that I culled just because of the blatant abuse of the English langweej:

Philly Menyong (filet mignon)

Triple Aunt Andre (triple entendre)

anugoracetion (inauguration)

mature demeter (mature demeanor)

enter lectual conversation (intellectual, anyone?)

synonym rolls (did you mean cinnamon?)

down sendrum (no, please, no, I mean, really?)

Someone has entirely too much time on his hands:

Look! This here. This proves that dogs have incredible intellect and compassion:

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A veritable potpourri of images . . . an indubitable hodgepodge, if you will . . .

Small Things:

Family party this afternoon, so of course I forgot to schedule this . . . what’s new?

Lolita

Needs no words.

LM Montgomery

Yep, that’s me.

Want this so much. Words cannot do justice to my craving for such a superb taste treat . . .

San Fermin, Running of the Bulls in New Orleans, July 12

Enough fluff . . .

Big Things

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and finally, in the “I had to read it to believe it” category:

I know that I am late to the game in discussing the following, but hey, in this case, better late than never truly cannot be understated:

People actually complained that the character of Rue in The Hunger Games trilogy was black. I have to admit that I am completely stymied by such a reaction. I just don’t get it. I mean, what gives, people? The color of a character’s skin determines your level of compassion? A character who you assumed was Caucasian actually wasn’t, and that means you have a reason to complain? Who are you? But more importantly, how do you manage to survive with such a small, small brain?

For more information, I am offering this link to a March 2012 article in The New Yorker: “White Until Proven Black: Imagining Race in Hunger Games,” as well as this link to a related blog article: “‘Why is Rue a Little Black Girl?’ – The Problem of Innocence in the Dark Fantastic.” Both articles reference these:

 

and these:

and then these:

All of this is about a character that author Suzanne Collins described on page 45 as follows:

“And most hauntingly, a twelve-year-old girl from District 11. She has dark brown skin and eyes, but other than that’s she’s very like Prim in size and demeanor”

Folks, get real.

More later. Peace.

Music by Mourning Ritual, “Bad Moon Rising”

Friday leftovers . . .

Late posting . . . computer was down for a few days. I fear it’s on its last leg . . .

This week’s headline:

An Austrian man died of starvation while his wife was hospitalized because he refused to eat unless his wife prepared food.

So true, so true . . .

Game of Thrones Season 4 blooper reel:

Yep. This, here:

Tee hee . . .

You know how in a recent post I mentioned that my dad used to say shee-yit? Well, serendipity from 1970 . . .

This one is for Corey who believes otherwise:

Sometimes I worry about this, and then . . . not . . .
Dreams

Stupid tweets (I doth fear the vast want of intellect as reflected in these 140-character missives):

She has no toe! And she doesn’t like ice cream!

Eating this leaves you on the floor with no memory as to what happened after you took that first bite . . .

Mom is forcing someone named Aaron to run, and kid can’t do homework because 80 is a homonym for AD . . .

                   

Because, of course, this makes complete sense . . . if you’re living in a different century, that is:

TK

A pregnant employee at a Christian school was fired for having premarital sex — They offered the job to the man who got her pregnant.

A former employee at a Christian college has enlisted the help of high-profile attorney Gloria Allred to sue a California school that allegedly fired her for engaging in premarital sex, NBC’s “Today” reports. In a bizarre twist, the school reportedly went on to offer the pregnant woman’s job to her then-fiance.

Oh, the horror! Flying uteruses, uteri? But all of the other body parts stayed in?

If only this worked with all of the pervs out there:

And finally, to balance this post’s sarcastic bent, here’s a bit of beauty for you: