Okay. So the week ended a bit better than it began, but I had absolutely no time to schedule or post, hence all of the backposts.
Hoping next week treats me and everyone around me better.
More later. Peace.
This week’s headline:
It’s illegal to pee in an elevator in Singapore, and some elevators have a Urine Detection Device which detects urine odors, sets off an alarm, and closes the elevator doors until the police arrive
If I wrote directions for things, they would be very similar to this:
So Norway’s government is actually thinking about the needs of its population? How logical.
And in this week’s stupid tweets, I give a few examples of why I will never again teach English in a public school as it is blatantly apparent that far too much of the general population is suffering from a terminal case of stoopid . . .
Stupid tweets—the Name Game version:
Seriously? Barraco Barner? And what’s our president doing with other countries? Sheesh. The nerve.
Oh my. Heaven forbid you should learn about that stupid hollow cost thingy whachamajigger . . .
That Rosetta Stone sure was a great woman, and she really had a way with words and languages, too.
Stupid tweets—Where in the world version, or Is geography a country or a planet?
The nerve of that other country New England.
I have no words . . .
Why yes, that it a bit hard to believe . . .
Stupid tweets—from the Why yes, we do belong to Mensa version:
Stupid tweets: Hey! Look what we can do with 140 characters (139 too many for these people):
RT @AnaCarolina_NYC: Isn’t the magna carta the ship Christopher Columbus came to America on?
RT @tsloww: death is invegetable!!!
RT @DCJport: That as rude but I rose above miyah anjalou
and here are a few pseudo homophones that I culled just because of the blatant abuse of the English langweej:
Philly Menyong (filet mignon)
Triple Aunt Andre (triple entendre)
mature demeter (mature demeanor)
enter lectual conversation (intellectual, anyone?)
synonym rolls (did you mean cinnamon?)
down sendrum (no, please, no, I mean, really?)
Someone has entirely too much time on his hands:
Look! This here. This proves that dogs have incredible intellect and compassion: